I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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