Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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