i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Randomize
