New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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