i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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