imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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