rhymes with "ouble enetration"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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