i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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