yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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