Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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