I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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