How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Randomize
