The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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