So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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