Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
