lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He has the fingertips of a God
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