Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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