ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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