break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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