Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
