I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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