At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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