if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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