I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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