I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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