k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Do vagina's smell?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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