Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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