Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
