he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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