Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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