Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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