So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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