I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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