Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
third nipple confirmed
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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