Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Fuck appropriateness.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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