She announced her abortion via fbk
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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