if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
