They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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