She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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