I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
