Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You made out with two different species that night
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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