I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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