He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Shame is for Republicans.
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