No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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