so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
