I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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