chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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