I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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