That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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