Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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